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UK enters almost-lockdown: Brits urged to keep calm and carry on – as long as it doesn't involve leaving the house

https://www.theregister.co.uk/2020/03/23/uk_coronavirus_lockdown_measures/

2 weeks ago

Use delivery services, PM urges, electronics shops shuttered amid coronavirus pandemic

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Self-driving truck boss: 'Supervised machine learning doesn’t live up to the hype. It isn’t C-3PO, it’s sophisticated pattern matching'

https://www.theregister.co.uk/2020/03/23/ai_roundup_march20/

2 weeks ago

Roundup Starsky Robotics shuts down, plus more news from world of neural networks

MachineLearningDoesntSophisticated

Fancy that: Hacking airliner systems doesn't make them magically fall out of the sky

https://www.theregister.co.uk/2020/03/04/aviation_infosec_study_a320_systems_hack/

a month ago

Study finds most A320 pilots shrug, ignore dodgy systems and land safely

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Don't Flip out or anything, but the 'flexible glass display' on Samsung's latest pholdable doesn't behave like glass

https://www.theregister.co.uk/2020/02/17/samsung_galaxy_z_flip_trivial_to_scratch/

2 months ago

As in, it's easy to damage despite spiel

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B-but it doesn't get viruses! Not so, Apple fanbois: Mac malware is growing faster than nasties going for Windows

https://www.theregister.co.uk/2020/02/11/mac_malware_growing_malwarebytes/

2 months ago

So says Malwarebytes, anyway

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Here's a bit of Intel for you: Neri a day goes by that HPE doesn't feel CPU shortage pinch

https://www.theregister.co.uk/2019/12/09/hpe_neri/

4 months ago

Not just server pain, PCs too, says new CEO

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'Literally a paperweight': Bose users fume at firmware update that 'doesn't fix issues'

https://www.theregister.co.uk/2019/11/18/bose_soundbars_new_firmware_fails/

5 months ago

Lexus of speakers fails to address months of complaints, say users

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What simultaneously sucks and doesn't? This new robot vacuum cleaner

https://www.theregister.co.uk/2019/10/23/anker_vac/

6 months ago

Roomba for improvement? 2,000 pascals' worth is the claim from vacuum-maker Eufy

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Google causes more facial-recog pain, machine learning goes quantum ­– and how to lose a job if an AI doesn't like your face

https://www.theregister.co.uk/2019/10/06/ai_roundup_041019/

6 months ago

Roundup Also, TensorFlow 2.0 is finally out, and more

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Oracle demands $12K from network biz that doesn't use its software

https://www.theregister.co.uk/2019/10/04/oracle_virtualbox_merula/

6 months ago

Mistake, fishing expedition, or attempt to hold a company liable for its customers?

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DoorDash doesn't just pick up your food orders, it delivers your data to hackers, too

https://www.theregister.co.uk/2019/09/26/doordash_data_loss/

6 months ago

Profile info on 5 million users, including ordering history, hashed passwords, plus driver records, exposed to miscreants

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EU court rules Right To Be Forgotten doesn't apply outside member states

https://www.theregister.co.uk/2019/09/24/eu_court_justice_right_to_be_forgotten_ruling/

7 months ago

International sites needn't worry about European findings

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