Finally

15 years on, Euroboffins finally work out what it took to send the Huygens Titan probe into such a spin

https://www.theregister.co.uk/2020/01/15/huygens_probe_spin/

a week ago

Negative torque didn't bring the plucky spacecraft down, thankfully

Finally

ICANN finally reveals who’s behind purchase of .org: It’s ███████ and ██████ – you don't need to know any more

https://www.theregister.co.uk/2020/01/14/icann_org_redacted/

2 weeks ago

Purchase funded by debt, includes another ex-ICANNer, will be done through four different companies. All perfectly normal

FinallyRevealsBehindPurchase

Snakes on a wane: Python 2 development is finally frozen in time, version 3 slithers on

https://www.theregister.co.uk/2020/01/03/python_2_gets_frozen/

3 weeks ago

I'm not quite dead, mutters 2.7 as rigor mortis sets in

PythonDevelopmentFinallyVersion

British bloke accused of extorting victims for 'Dark Overlord' hacker crew finally gets his free trip* to America

https://www.theregister.co.uk/2019/12/19/dark_overlord_suspect_in_us/

a month ago

* Terms of stay non-negotiable following extradition. Some imprisonment required. He denies any wrongdoing

BritishAccusedHackerFinallyAmerica

The Windows Phone keeps ringing but no one's home: Microsoft finally lets platform die

https://www.theregister.co.uk/2019/12/10/buh_bye_windows_phone/

2 months ago

I'm not crying, there's just a little bit of dust in my eye

WindowsMicrosoftFinallyPlatform

Since the FCC won't act, Congress finally moves on robocalls by passing half-decent TRACED Act

https://www.theregister.co.uk/2019/12/04/congress_robocalls_traced/

2 months ago

Only took seven years of consumer hell to get this far

CongressFinally

Micron finally delivers its answer to Optane

https://www.networkworld.com/article/3449576/micron-finally-delivers-its-answer-to-optane.html

2 months ago

New drive offers DRAM-like performance and is targeted at analytics and transaction workloads.

MicronFinallyDeliversAnswerOptane

Oracle finally responds to wage discrimination claims… by suing US Department of Labor

https://www.theregister.co.uk/2019/11/27/oracle_wage_discrimination/

2 months ago

How dare you say we can’t underpay women and non-Caucasian staff!

OracleFinallyClaimsDepartment

After five losses, Apple finally win a round in $600m VirnetX FaceTime patent mega-battle

https://www.theregister.co.uk/2019/11/25/apple_facetime_patent/

2 months ago

Keeping score? So far it’s Apple 3 VirnetX 8 with more to come

LossesAppleFinallyPatent

After 10 years, Google Cloud Print will finally be out of beta... straight into ad giant's graveyard

https://www.theregister.co.uk/2019/11/22/google_cloud_print_axed_2020/

2 months ago

Not so much 'going gold' as 'growing cold'

GoogleCloudFinallyStraightGiants

Haunted by Europe's GDPR, ICANN sharpens wooden stake to finally slay the Whois vampire

https://www.theregister.co.uk/2019/10/23/icann_kills_whois/

3 months ago

Whois to become Whoisn't

EuropesFinally

Father of Unix Ken Thompson checkmated as his old password has finally been cracked

https://www.theregister.co.uk/2019/10/09/ken_thompsons_old_unix_password_cracked/

4 months ago

Aussie user's AMD GPU breaks hash in just four days

PasswordFinallyCracked

Spacecraft that told us 'you're screwed' finally gives up the ghost after doubling its shelf life

https://www.theregister.co.uk/2019/10/07/space_roundup/

4 months ago

Roundup Plus: Space suits, walks and a new Crew Dragon

Finally

Several months after the fact, CafePress finally acknowledges huge data theft to its customers

https://www.theregister.co.uk/2019/09/23/cafepress_admits_breach_to_customers/

4 months ago

Maybe check your credit rating, says red-faced firm

SeveralMonthsFinallyCustomers

Congratulations! You finally have the 10Mbps you're legally entitled to. Too bad that's obsolete

https://www.theregister.co.uk/2019/09/18/legal_right_to_speeds_of_10mps_will_be_obsolete_say_mps/

4 months ago

UK.gov policy slammed for not keeping pace with technology

FinallyLegally

Finally! A solution to 42 – the Answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, The Universe, and Everything

https://www.theregister.co.uk/2019/09/07/three_cubes_problem/

5 months ago

400k+ volunteer computer crack tough three-cubes problem

FinallySolutionAnswerUltimateQuestionEverything

Rome wasn't built in a day, wasn't teased in a day, either: AMD's 7nm second-gen 64-core Epyc server chips finally land

https://www.theregister.co.uk/2019/08/07/amd_rome_epyc_processor_launch/

6 months ago

After what feels like months of drip-fed info, here comes some much needed competition in the data center world

ServerFinally

LinkedIn finally starts its move to Azure

https://www.zdnet.com/video/microsofts-linkedin-unit-commits-to-starting-to-move-its-services-to-azure/

6 months ago

In 2017, LinkedIn had no plans to move off its own datacenters, in spite of having been purchased by Microsoft a year earlier. But plans have changed and Azure is (unsurprisingly) its new target.

LinkedinFinallyStartsAzure