Nobody

If it sounds too good to be true, it most likely is: Nobody can decrypt the Dharma ransomware

https://www.theregister.co.uk/2019/11/11/dharma_decryption_promises_data_recovery/

3 months ago

Not even data recovery companies

SoundsLikelyNobodyRansomware

The safest place to save your files is somewhere nobody will ever look

https://www.theregister.co.uk/2019/10/11/on_call/

4 months ago

On Call You shoved your documents where, exactly?

Nobody

BBC said it'll pull radio streams from TuneIn to slurp more of your data but nobody noticed till Amazon put its foot in it

https://www.theregister.co.uk/2019/10/01/bbc_tunein_radio_streams_pulled/

5 months ago

Hell hath no fury like a licence payer scorned

StreamsNobodyAmazon