Something

There's something fishy going down in the computer lab

https://www.theregister.co.uk/2020/01/13/who_me/

2 weeks ago

Who, Me? Macro or Mackerel? Whatever it is, it looks o-fish-al. We'll get our sealskin coat

TheresSomethingComputer

I spy, with my little satellite AI, something beginning with 'North American image-analysis code embargo'

https://www.theregister.co.uk/2020/01/06/us_government_ai_satellite_training_ban/

3 weeks ago

Vendors will have to apply for permission to sell tools to customers outside of the US and Canada

LittleSatelliteSomethingAmerican

A Notepad nightmare leaves sysadmin with something totally unprintable

https://www.theregister.co.uk/2020/01/06/who_me/

3 weeks ago

When curiosity killed the print job. All the print jobs

NotepadNightmareLeavesSomethingTotally

Brit banking sector hasn't gone a single day of 2020 without something breaking

https://www.theregister.co.uk/2020/01/03/yorkshire_clydesdale_bank_titsup/

3 weeks ago

Updated Yorkshire and Clydesdale latest to join ongoing game of TITSUP*manship

BankingSectorSingleWithoutSomethingBreaking

100 mysterious blinking lights in the night sky could be evidence of alien life... or something weird, say boffins

https://www.theregister.co.uk/2019/12/13/objects_in_space/

a month ago

Either way, we'll take a one-way ticket, please. Now. Thanks. Good

MysteriousLightsEvidenceSomethingBoffins

Like Visual Studio Code and your data lives in SQL Server? Microsoft has something for you

https://www.theregister.co.uk/2019/10/18/vs_code_mssql/

3 months ago

SQL Object Explorer, SQLCMD and more IntelliCode arrive for VS Code

VisualStudioServerMicrosoftSomething

Larry Ellison tiers Amazon a new one: Oracle cloud gets 'always' free offer, plus something about Linux

https://www.theregister.co.uk/2019/09/17/oracle_cloud_free_tier/

4 months ago

OpenWorld El Reg decodes Big Red's big announcements from today

EllisonAmazonOracleCloudAlwaysSomethingLinux

The time a Commodore CDTV disc proved its worth as something other than a coaster

https://www.theregister.co.uk/2019/09/06/on_call/

5 months ago

On Call What's that coming over the hill? Is it a CD? Is it a CD?

Something

Samsung Note10+ torn apart to expose three 5G antennas: One has to pick up something

https://www.theregister.co.uk/2019/08/22/samsung_note10_5g_laid_bare_three_antennas_mean_triple_the_fun_right/

5 months ago

SamsungSomething