There's something fishy going down in the computer lab

2 weeks ago

Who, Me? Macro or Mackerel? Whatever it is, it looks o-fish-al. We'll get our sealskin coat


I spy, with my little satellite AI, something beginning with 'North American image-analysis code embargo'

3 weeks ago

Vendors will have to apply for permission to sell tools to customers outside of the US and Canada


A Notepad nightmare leaves sysadmin with something totally unprintable

3 weeks ago

When curiosity killed the print job. All the print jobs


Brit banking sector hasn't gone a single day of 2020 without something breaking

3 weeks ago

Updated Yorkshire and Clydesdale latest to join ongoing game of TITSUP*manship


100 mysterious blinking lights in the night sky could be evidence of alien life... or something weird, say boffins

a month ago

Either way, we'll take a one-way ticket, please. Now. Thanks. Good


Like Visual Studio Code and your data lives in SQL Server? Microsoft has something for you

3 months ago

SQL Object Explorer, SQLCMD and more IntelliCode arrive for VS Code


Larry Ellison tiers Amazon a new one: Oracle cloud gets 'always' free offer, plus something about Linux

4 months ago

OpenWorld El Reg decodes Big Red's big announcements from today


The time a Commodore CDTV disc proved its worth as something other than a coaster

5 months ago

On Call What's that coming over the hill? Is it a CD? Is it a CD?


Samsung Note10+ torn apart to expose three 5G antennas: One has to pick up something

5 months ago